Departing is such sweet sorrow...

It was fun, starting from yesterday night. Went to Nigel's house for a sleepover. His house was nearer to the school. Went there to play Risk. Then slept after that. We got a few rape cases in the night. Jeremy was with us as well(I will never go to Nigel's house alone, it's too dangerous). Jeremy grab him, then I just join in the fun. Before that, Nigel sat on Jeremy torso. Woke up, took a bath, packed up and went to school. Ran there because we though we were late. Then we all boarded the bus. Went through Immigration. Then we were in Malaysia. The trip was so long I took a nap. But Ryan had to just pop, pop, pop his bloody bubble gum. It woke me up 3 times. We took a short rest break for about 1/2 an hour. Browsed around for snacks. Had some fried noodles there. Ryan bought fried rice and Nigel bought Mee Soto. After eat we talk about shit. Guo Sheng, Jia Liang and Marcus say that they got enough money to buy all the bubble gums, porn magazines and pirated DVDs, which they told me they did. I ask him where are all the stuff hidden. They pointed to the near-by truck. Guo Sheng said that he wanted to ship this to Singapore and burn them for fun. Marcus say that is porn magazines won't be affect cause the got fireproof book cover. Then we talked about GTA. After that, talk about how Guo Sheng saved Singapore from the Japanese rule. My theory was the atomic bombs dropped by the Americans were gifts. There were actually naked ladies in the bomb shell. But Guo Sheng took too much beans, that he created a fart. It was so powerful, it destroy Hiroshima. Same reason for Nagasaki. Browsed a VCD/DVD shop as well. Soon we set off again. Guo Sheng brought a lot of tidbits. So we snacked to our heart's content. I stoled his Tick-Tac, HAHA. Then along the way, we played a 3-way GTA match. Ryan won the first match. Guo Sheng won the second one.

Reached our destination. It was a tour around the kampong. Found out that plant's can be really helpful in the future. Crack plenty of chicken jokes, like blasting the roster with a shotgun, Nigel humping a chicken, Guo Sheng living with the chicken etc. The tour guide thought us how to greet Malay people, their culture and how to wear a sari. Took some pictures in the kampong house. Then set off for our next destination, which was lunch. Guo Sheng got a fight with Nigel again. Rape happened in the bus. After lunch, we went off for another long journey. played PSP again. We visited this church. Funny shit. Nigel and Ryan fought Guo Sheng. Darren was like Gandhi. He suddenly walk pass and say 'No violence in a church'. After that, he walk away. Ryan found a new gay move. Window-shopped later. We walked to our next destination. It was a place dedicated to a eunuch. The whole place. Told about his adventures and etc. And no Jia Liang, you are not that person, although you got castrated. Anyway, after visiting, went to browse around yet again. Bought a Pepsi, Ryan too. Went to the toilet. Then back on the bus for us. Played till low batteries.

Set off to another area. This YoYo company, which was selling lots of stuff. Bought only Seaweed. After shopping, went for dinner. Along the way, all our gaming consoles were out of batteries, so we played this game where each person had to say a sentence to create a story. It's started like '' It was a big black figure. I was terrifying. I was Miss Mala. Her weight was too much to comprehend. When she moved, her flab bounced like blubber. Down came this guy. (Forgot, forgot, forgot). He trusted it in. The straw which was inserted into the juice box. He sucked it. It was called Mala juice". HAHA! Had dinner! Talked with Miss Wong and Mr Chin about current affairs. Headed for home. During our trip back to school, Jia Liang was telling funny stories. We laugh our heads off. We past Immigration again. Reached school, said our goodbyes, and left. It's all sumarized, but I was seriously a great time I will never forget.

Smelled plenty of Drugs today.