UPDATED: This Is By Far My Longest Post Ever.

Thoughts Of The Past, Present And Future.
It's Been Crazy, Stupid, Confusing, Irritating, Painful And Totally Absurd.
It's Been Fun, Great, Slightly Exciting, Awesome, Inspirational And Hilarious.
Somethings Were Made No Higher Than Perfection, Others Could Not Have Gotten Worst.
But If You Try To Picture The Future, This Could Be An Understatement.
There Were The Ups At The Start Of The Years, The Downs In Mid Year, And The Above Average Close To The End. Think Of It As y=Sin@+1 Graph.
+1 Is The Above Average.
Some Say It Was Destiny, Others Believed It Was A Mistake, While A Few Just Let It Go.
But Nevertheless, The Years Is Coming To And End, And All Hail 2010.
The Old, Whether Mental Or Materialistic, Is Pushed Aside, While We Call Forth The New.
What We Call Forth, Is Still A Question, As What The Future Hold You Know Not.
What We Know, Life Is Building Bigger Barriers, More Traps, More Surprises.
What You May Encounter In 2010 May Render You Speechless, Or Just Bore You To Death.
So Prepare Your Guns, Ammunitions, Food, Bunker, Your Favourite Soft-Toy And Gaming Console.
Cause As We Step Into The New Year From The Old Year, We Just Entered Enemy Territory.
Its Gonna Be One Hell'a Of A Bumpy Ride, Extremely Bumpy.

Although, One Just Can't Help Thinking About The Past, And That One Is Me.
Is Been Heaven And Hell Till 2009, As Far As I Can Remember.
Well, I Somehow Decided To Make A List, Something Like The Top 10(Or Less) Greatest/Worst/Neutral Moments In My Life... Well Other Than The Fact That I'm Bored Therefore Doing This, Its New Year's Eve, And I'm Spending It At Home In Front Of My Computer, How Pathetic.
Well Here Is The List:

Top10 Painful Moments I Remembered:

10. Breaking My Collar Bone During Judo Training
Actually, It Wasn't That All Painful. I Remember Hearing A Crack, Told The Guy To Get Off, Tried To Lift My Arm, And There Was This Piercing Pain. I Still Could Write With That Hand Though...
9. Hand Slapping Games
Sometimes I Wonder Why I Play This. And You Only Feel The Pain After 1 Minute Or So.
8. My First Time Falling Off From A Bicycle Without Training Wheels
Went Down The Slope On The Road, Lost Control, Fell Off, And My Left Knee Skidded Along The Pavement. The Worst Thing Is, That Happened To Me Last Year. I Have The Jeans To Prove It.
7. Burning My Tongue
I Always Forget That The Curry'O From Old Chunky Stays Hot Even After Leaving It In The Open For A Long Time. Always Get Ulcers After That. Speaking About Ulcers...
6. Ulcers
The Smallest Wound In Your Mouth Can Really Cause A Lot Of Pain, Especially When You Are Eating. The Pain Really Spoils The Enjoyment Of Eating.
5. Accidentally Stapling My Fingers
In Primary 4, And It Was Those Industrial Staplers. Pulling It Out Was The Painful Part.
4. Blisters
One Of The Most Irritating Thing, That Is Both Disgusting, And Painful, And I Still Go On Peeling It Out, Ouch.
3. Accidentally Hitting My Leg Very Hard Against Something Even Harder
It Always Happens.
2. Getting Hit In The Nuts By A Soccer Ball
That's Just Soccer, Competitive And Rough. Anyone Or Everyone Who Usually Plays Soccer, Gets Hit In The Nuts At Least Once, Whether By Ball Or What Ever Factors. Freekicks Kills, No Matter How Much You Cover Your 'Teabags', And When You Try To Stand In The Line Of Fire, Remember To Twist You Body.
1. Getting Hit In The Nuts By A Soccer Ball, 2 Times In-A-Row.
Whats Worst Than Getting Hit In The Nuts? Getting Hit In The Nuts A Consecutive Time In The Same Day, And That Rarely Happens To People. I Just Happen To Be The Dummy In Secondary 4. And The Second Ball-To-Nut Was Because Of Nigel Deflecting The Ball Towards My Pelvis.

Top10 Girls I Once Liked But Could Not Make It There 2000-2009(Names Are Not Mentioned):

10. What I Saw Came Short
This Is Quite Common. See The Face, A Bit Of Their Personality, And BANG! A Small Crush Is Created, For Awhile Though. Somehow, I Knew She Liked Me, And I Had A Crush On Her, But It Faded Faster Than I Thought, For the Both Of Us.
9. First Crush
Well, A Primary 1 Crush Seemed Stupid Now. I Actually Thought I Was Competing For That Girl With Another Guy, And Now When I Think Back About That, I Laugh At It, And Because The Girl Put On More Weight, From What I Thought.
8-6. Three?!?!
Hey, 3 Is Better Than 1 When You Look At It, It Gives You More Chances, Somehow, Even Though It Was Still Slim.
5. The Mistake
When I Start To Think Of This, It Makes Me Want To Slap Myself. Why Did I Even Like Her? That Was Extreme Blindness In the Making.
4. Two Years Long
She Was The Girl I Thought Was The Prettiest. Any Many Thought The Same. I Still Remember I Actually Followed Her And A Friends... Like A Stalker After Thinking Awhile, And It Actually Made Me Better Friends With Them And Her. Still, You Can Say I Was Still Too Short... Of Everything.
3. Met At Camp
She Was From NCC As Well, She Was Beautiful, And She Was Horny. Well, Maybe Because It Was After A Long Day And We Were Playing Dare And Dare. And I Was Like A Weirdo, Asking For Her E-Mail Address, Being So Paranoid etc.
2. Ouch...
OK, This Was Painful. I Emo-ed, And I Don't Emo! It's Like I Got Slap On The Cheek, Didn't Learn My Lesson, And Got Slapped Even Worst. Well, At Least Both Parties Recovered After Awhile.
1. Ouch²...
This I Emo-ed As Well, But It Did Not Last As Long As Ouch. Still, False Hope Crushed Me Badly. And That Was When I Found Out That I Have Not Learnt My Lesson From Ouch. Still, I Blame False Hope.

Top10 Funniest Moments Currently:

10. 10/10 Jokes
In Primary School, My Mum Subscribed For Me This Online Tuition Thingy Called 10/10. After Every 10 Questions Or So, A Random Fact Or Joke Appears. Most Of Them Were Lame Jokes, But There Was 1 That Made Me Laugh For 3-5 Minutes. It Was Involving This 3 People: Stupid, Nobody And Nothing. Ya, You Should Know The Joke.
9.Telling Mrs Bu That Nigel Was Fighting With Leonard
Just To Get Her Up To Class For Her Birthday, YuLing Told Her That. And Mrs Bu Thought That Nigel Was Dying.
8. Nigel's And Pamela's Arguments
Somehow, Their Arguments Go No Where, And Thats When Randomness Is Put Into the Picture.
7. Disturbing Mr Supra
Secondary 2, Sitting Next To Nicholas, And Our Favourite Teacher To Disturb Was Mr Supra. Give Him Funny Faces, Created Funny Noises, And Poking His Ass With A Pen.
6. 'BeiHO'
Oh Man, That Was Freaking Hilarious. Not Only Gerald Accidentally Burned Himself, Juan Had To Tell Him 'You BeiHO'. Funny Shit.
5. WZ's Face
Face It WZ, Your Face Is Just God Damn Hilarious, Especially During NCC.
4. JL's Bullshit
His Bullshit Is Classic, Laugh My Ass Off Every Time.
3. The Internet
Sometimes, You Just Can't Beat The Internet.
2. L4D2
Get Some Friends And It Will Be A 30mins-Whenever Joke-A-Ton.
1. The Excalibur
The Famous Excalibur, Known For Its Awesome Power, And Yet It Landed In The Hands Of Jeremy. And I Didn't Know Excalibur Had A 2-in-1 Function, It Can Also Be Used As An Umbrella. And The Greatest Scene Of The Excalibur Was When Jeremy Stabbed JL In Bio Class, While The Bio Teacher Was In The Class. It Can't Beat The Might Of The Teacher Thought.

Top10 Discoveries So Far:

10. Everything Else Except The Things Bellow
Well, I Had Discovered Many Things, Good, Bad, Ugly, Funny Etc. But There Are Just Too Many To Count, So Everything Else Except The Ones Below Are Classed Under 10. Everything Is A Good Discovery To Me, Just That Which Is Better, And Which I Can Remember.
9. The Computer
Looking At The Animated Games My Sister Played On My Uncle's Computer When I Was Young Made Me Want To Try It Out, However, My Sister Did Not Let Me, Nither Did My Mum And My Uncle, And That Was A Big Mistake, Because That Just Made Me Want More.
8. Kindergarten Mathematics
It Was Great And Was Always Simple. And It Always Gets Me Sweets From My Teacher When I Was Practicing My Mental Sums After Lessons, While Waiting For My Maid To Pick Me Up.
7. A Guy Dying From Exploding Chewing Gum
Sad Thing, Yet Can't Help But Laugh Cause The Way He Died Was Ridiculous.
6. Money
What Else Is There To Say?
5. Crushing On Someone
Well, This Lead Me To Many Downfalls, But It Trained Me For Further Downfalls. I'm Already Prepared To Take The Pain.
4. The Internet Is For Porn
I'm Talking About Three Things Here. 1)The Internet 2)Porn 3)The Song 'The Internet Is For Porn'. The Internet Is The Greatest Place For Everything. And It Just Had To Be The Greatest Place For Porn As Well. And I Found Out About Porn When I Was Primary 3 Or 4. Somehow, There Were Pop-Ups When I Entered The Internet, Ad-Ware. I Got Curious And Well Stuff Happens. And Then They Made The Song, Which Is Kinda True.
3. Online Gaming
This Was Something Which Changed My Life. At First There Was Gunbound, Runescape And Dragon Quest. These Games However Got Boring After Awhile. What Actually Made Me Hocked Onto Online Gaming Is Maplestory, And That Was Where I Learned About...
2. LAN
It Wasn't Actually A LAN, It Was A Community Center, Which Had A Room Full Of Computers. A From There, I Heard About LAN From My Cousin And Then LAN Came Into My Life.
1. Friends
Friends Ain't Forever, But The Discovery Of Friends Is Something I Can Can Never Forget, And This Just Makes It Forever For Me.

Top10 Saddest Moments I Can Recall:

10. I Can't Torrent That Torrent
It Was So Irritating When No One Was Seeding It Man. So Disappointing.
9. Mininova Died
It Was The Best Torrent Website, And It Just Had To Get Pinned Down Like That. *Sob*
8. My Accounts Getting Hacked
Maplestory Was The Main One. I Got Hacked Twice, Which Made Me Give Up On That Game. And The Addiction Slowly Faded Away. Screw The Guy Who Hacked Magicaluni.
7. My Gameboy Colour
My Dad Was So Angry That I Was So Addicted To It That He Threw It Down From The Second Floor Of My Mansionate When I Was Primary 1.
6. Losing My Pokemon Cartridges And Gameboy Advance SP
It Was Perfect. My Pokemon Was All Godly. First I Lost Ruby Version. Then When My Emerald Was Hack, I Lost Every Version And My Gameboy Advance SP.
5. Ouch...
I Emo-ed... And Like I Say, I Don't Emo!
4. Being Mocked In Secondary 1
I Was So Sad, I Got Bloody Pissed At Him(1 Guy), I Raised My Voice And Dared Him To Fight With Me. He Was Bloody Scared. IF You Have Never Seen Me Pissed, You Wouldn't. Could Have Killed Him.
3. Ouch²...
Being Unhappy And Angry At A Person For 3 Hours Might Be Short, But It Will Still Hurt.
2. Movies
Movies Always Have Some Parts Which Are Suppose To Be Sad, Which Makes Me Want To Cry, Yet It Feels Dry.
1. Feelings Towards My Parents And Inspirational Courses, Talks And Camps
Some Feelings Towards My Parents In The Past Was Really Scary, But We Got Over It And Cry About It In The End After Talking. Courses, Talks And Camps Is About The Same As The Movies, Just More Impact, Still Hard to Cry.

Top10 Great Moments And Things Of All Till 2009
10. Everything That Won't Be Mentioned
Read It.
9. Secondary 3 & 4
Great But Not As Great As...
8. Secondary 2
The Epic 10 Guy 30 Girl Class
7. Hanging Out With My Cousins
Oh Its Was Great
6. Quarreling With My Sister
One Of My Greatest Hobby In The Past, Maybe Thats How We Got Closer.
5. Opening Up To My Mum And Dad More
The Feeling Was Great
4. Finding Out That Girls Like You
Hey, When You're A Guy, You're A Guy. You Feel Great When A Girl Likes You.
3. My Birthday 2009
Thanks To All Who Celebrated With Me! The 5 Of You Rocked: GS, Nigel, Corey, JL and Jeremy.
2. Hanging Out With My Friends
I Just Love You Guys
1. Friends And Family
It Would Have Killed Myself Without Your Support And Love. You Guys Will Always Be Remembered. Love You Everyone.

Then All For The Top10. 2010 Is Coming Soon, Less Than An Hour.

Oh, forgot about today's events:
Woke up and used the computer. Went out with my dad. Came back and used the computer.

Going To Miss 2009, See You All In 2010. Peace Out.