Since I Clicked The 'New Post' Button At Jan 23 2010 11.59PM.
I Consider This To Be Yesterday.
Time Warp.
I Screw With Time.
Call Me Time Master.
Sounds So Corny.
Back To YESTERDAY.
Capital For Emphasis.
I Can Now Deem It As An Epic Day.
Why?
Caused I Was Able To Remember The Great Times I Had.
Which Was Almost All The Time.
I Shed A Tear.
Well.
I Decided To Wake Up Early.
To Bath.
Because I Did Not Have A Choice.
I Had Some Spare Time On My Hands.
Or Maybe Not In My Hands.
Consciously.
So Used The Computer.
Facebook-ing What Else?
But.
It Was Raining In The Morning.
So Our Plans Got Delayed.
And Continued To Facebook Till That Time Came.
Which Was Earlier Than The Original Planned Delay Timing.
Thanks To Corey.
We Got It At 2 Hours Earlier.
Anyway.
Corey Came to My House First To Show Me A Clip.
And No.
It Isn't Porn.
Unless You Considered A Montage Of NCC Cadet's Pictures And Some Videos Porn.
Then Ya.
Its Porn.
And Well.
It Was Freaking Hilarious.
Transfered A Few Songs To Him.
While Trying To Sent That Video Into The PSP After Converting It.
My PSP Of Course.
However.
Conversion Was Unsuccessful.
Wrong Format.
It Was Already 12PM.
So We Decided To Go Off To Find Nigel.
Who Was 1 Hour Early.
Or 1/2 An Hour Early.
At The Meeting Point.
So He Went Home.
He Got The Wrong Information.
Or Heard The Wrong Thing.
So We Headed There And Saw GS.
Talked And Waited For Nigel At The Bus Stop.
Which Was Apparently Closest To His House And Was The Last One To Meet Up With Us.
I Did Not Say He Was Late.
I Just Say He Was The Last One To Meet Up With Us.
We Ran For The Bus Even Though It Was Less Than 50m Away.
Boarded The Bus And Crapped All The Way To East Coast Park.
Met JL When We Were There.
And So I Forgot To Mention That Corey Brought A Video Camera.
He Was Video Taping The Journey From My House To East Coast.
And With It.
He Tried To Video JL On His Bike Riding Away From Him.
Failed.
Headed To The Bike Rental And Waited For Jeremy There.
He Was Running.
So I Decided To Greet Him Amazing Race Style.
But Instead Of Giving Him A Million Dollars.
He Owes Me A Million.
For Losing His Other Partner.
Being Late.
And Being A Loser.
Just Kidding.
So We Rented Our Bikes And Cycled.
Corey Was Filming Most Of The Time.
At The Start Or The Journey.
I Was In Front.
From Then On I Was Behind.
Well.
Jeremy Bike Was Screwed Between 10-20 Minutes Through The Start Of Its Ride.
So JL Went Back With Jeremy To Change The Bike.
Waited For Them.
Corey Videoed.
GS And Me Was Listening To Music.
Not Of Nature.
Of PSP.
Nigel Rode On Forward And Turned Left Of The Curb.
I So Imagine A Charger From L4D2 Would Have Charged Him At The Curb.
Then We Started To Make Jokes.
But Well.
He Came Back Safely.
Once Jeremy And JL Came Back.
We Immediately Left Our Waiting Area.
We Rode Towards One Pit-Stop.
Where We Disturbed A Couple Who Was About To Make Out.
Drank Some Water And Continue.
Nigel Was Such An Ass Telling Me And GS About The Wrong Direction At The First Traffic Light.
Made Us Fools.
For Them.
We Cycled On The Path Along Changi Airport.
You Know The Runways Of The Airplanes?
Are Close To That.
Separated By The Road.
Nigel Calls It The 'Endless Path' Cause He Can't See The End Of It.
Which We Did Later On.
Cycled To Changi Village.
Had Dinner There.
And Nigel Was Talking About Aquas.
How And When You Can See Them.
And I Was Telling Them To Throw Eggs At Them.
I Also Hypothesized That Nigel Wanted To Be With His Own Kind Since He Was Talking About Them So Much.
Ate GS And Nigel Stingrays.
Had Wonton Mee And Sugarcane With Lemon.
Fixed GS Bike Since Its Chain Is Lose.
Then Cycled Back.
GS Had Cramps Along The Way.
So We Stopped For A Long While.
Then We Continued To Cycle.
Then He Got Cramps Again On The 'Endless Path'.
So We Rested And Gave Our Bikes Names.
JL's Bike Was Jennifer.
Corey's Bike Was Mike.
Mine Was Senbonsakura.
And Nigel Was Aqua.
Named By Corey.
Then Corey Stared Humping Our Bike With His Bike.
I Just Moved my Bike In Circles.
Once GS Cramps Got Better.
We Continued.
This Time I Wasn't Last Anymore.
But After Awhile.
I Started To Feel The Strain.
And I Guessed Everyone Does.
At One Point.
Everyone Was Ringing Their Bell And I Shouted 'Garanggooi'
Funny Man.
I Rushed Towards The End Because I Was So Tired Already.
And Along Came The Rest To Return Their Bikes.
When We Were Close To East Coast.
JL Spotted A Hot Girl.
Why GS Was Having Cramps Again.
Then After Awhile.
The Rode Back To East Coast.
So It Felt Like Stalking Them.
Later On.
When Jeremy And JL Departed From The Rest Of Us.
She Too Was Walking The Same Path As The 4 Of Us.
By The Way.
She Was With Her Boyfriend.
So I Think At One Point They Though We Were Stalking Them.
Anyway.
Took 43 Home.
Nigel Left.
Then 72.
Where Corey And GS Left First.
Then I Think I Walked Home.
Used The Computer And Fell Asleep.
About 1Am

Tell The Rest Later.

Mafia Wars Is Screwed Again.

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