I Can't Believe The Women Of Singapore Don't Know Shit About Sex And Their Biology.
Except STD.
They 100% Know About STD.
I Don't Mean In A Bad Way.
In A Survey Way.
100% Of Women Singaporeans Answered Correctly, 'What Is STD?'
58% Of Them Believe That You Can't Get Pregnant When You Have Your Menses.
And Only 37% Knows How Many Hole They Have Down There.
I Mean, Girls Should Know This.
How Can They Not?
1 For Peeing.
1 For Shitting.
And 1 For... Well You Know Whats That For.
Or Don't You?
And I Can't Believe That 60% Of Women Don't Know Where Their Hymen Is.
6% Of Them Said That Only Men Have It.
I Say What?
No Mary, We Don't Have A Hymen.
You Have.
And Don't Say Its Is 5cm Inside The Vagina.
That Means You Fail.
In Other News, ManUtd Pawned AC Milan 4-0.
OK It Wasn't Really A Pawned.
I Expected A 6-0 Score.
Well, Thats What My Dad Expected.

Show Me The Money!

Do I Actually Have 27 People, Who I May Know, Or, In General, 27 Singaporeans Actually Reading My Blog?
Or Is It That Someone Keeps Having Their IP Changed Every Time They Get Connected To The Internet?
Or Is It Just Me?
Stop Screwing With Me!
Or Stop Screwing With Myself...
I'll See Where That Goes...

I See Girls Everywhere!

Oh Man...
I'm Shagged.
Not The Shagged Meaning I've Been Fucked.
Meaning I'm Tired.
Or Have I?
If I Have Been Fucked, I Should Have Been Able To Remember...
Unless, I Was Drunk Or My Drink/Food Was Spiked.
Oh Man, I'm Tired.

I Join Facebook Groups To Prove A Point!
Everyone Does, I Guess.

Orange Juice!

FBT.
I Know It Is For Men.
But Seriously, It Looks Better On Women.
I Mean Come On.
A Lady, Maybe Specified Teen To No-Old-And-Saggy-Yet, Looks Great.
Would You Rather, Directing This To Guys, Look At A Women With Smooth, Clean And Gorgeous Legs, Or Hairy Men Legs?
My Point Exactly.
Maybe To Women, They Would Love To See The Hair On Men Legs, Or Hairy Muscular Men Legs, Or Just Muscular Legs.
Maybe To Some Women, Guys Wearing FBTs Are Just Wrong!
Although It Was Suited For Men In The First Place.
Epic Fail.
Even For Those Not That Good-Looking Girls Who Has Great Legs Can Be A Turn On, To Guys, And Lesbians.
Until You See Their Face That Is.
Like My Friends Once Said 'Cover The Face, Attack The Base'.
HaHa.
Back To The Topic.
Even If Men Were To Wear FBTs, Please, Don't Wear Such Short FBTs, And FBTs Which Would Not Suit You, And FBTs Which Makes You Look Like You Are Wearing A Diaper.
Especially To Guys With Extremely Muscular Thighs.
Even Though Its Not Hairy.
And Let Me Tell You, I Have Seen It And It Looks Creepy.
I Big Muscular Guy Wearing Huggies Dry Comfort™.
What The Hell?
The The Action He Did That Time... Lets Not Talk About It...

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