If you see a black hole, show it to me and I will call you god.
If you see a Black bald guy around his 20-30 who works at NCC HQ, do anything violent to him and I will give you a Cookie.

So what the hell am I waiting for? A miracle, superhuman powers, a job and wings. Anything else? Not sure haven't thought about it yet.

On 23 October 2008, an alien name Mr Charlie Chia, Fiancee of Mr Chia, principal of Hougang Secondary School, was invited to watch our Speech Day Performance. They called him the 'Guess-Of-Honour' or also known as the 'GOH'. My colleague, Juan, was the first guy that made eye-to-eye contact with the 'GOH'. He was rendered speechless when I talked about him (because I did not even talked about him).

Cookies! Cookies! Come out! I have a friend that I would like you to meet. His name is Mr Tongue! Go ahead, shake his hand!

Slacked in 3A1 classroom playing PSP and goofing off after the parade. Had cheer rehearsals, and soon the actual cheers. Had adventure quest after that. It was somewhat fun, but mostly a waste of time. Please read Ryan blog for more information, thank you and have a pleasant flight.

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The plane will be crashing in 5 minutes, please buckle up your seat belts to increase the chance of survivability. Thank you.

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In another 4 minutes, we will be hitting the ground at maximum velocity, I have killed the crew as well. I'm bad at Mathematics so my estimation of 4 minutes can be wrong. So be---

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Osama & Mas Salamat: GOOD GAME!